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agedraider:
“tkmk:
“the sad truth: the average kite is at least five times smaller in 2015 than it was in 1990. how are children supposed to enjoy the whimsical fun of watching these simple flying apparatuses fight and dance with the wind when modern...
tkmk

the sad truth: the average kite is at least five times smaller in 2015 than it was in 1990. how are children supposed to enjoy the whimsical fun of watching these simple flying apparatuses fight and dance with the wind when modern kites are just so damn tiny? 

please reblog to spread awareness of the deeply upsetting decline of these once majestic aircraft and, perhaps, in time we can bring about a return to the glory days of the early 1990s.

agedraider

benjamin franklin didn’t fucking die for this

b00mt00b

No lie, I thought the 2015 one was a Selfie Stick

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mindlessgonzojam

Spoil the ending of your favorite game without any context

themaskednegro

Busta Rhymes refuses to shoot you in the head and you fight Snoop Dogg eventually throwing him out of a window to his death.

shootingstarsafterdark

Then the whole thing went to the moon and you get a box.

frist-over-easy

You defeat the alien by singing. Dad never comes home. You miss his call while you’re asleep.

mindlessgonzojam

You either drop this fucker down a well or put him in jail.

b00mt00b

After taking out an alien armada, for the most part single handedly, you end up getting turned into one of them and your corporal gives you a face full of lead.

rebagel
b00mbutt
b00mbutt:
“b00mbutt:
“Harla Gwynn vs Boom Tube in a Hardcore Match
Due to the nature of the PG Era, the producers told the two wrestlers to tone down the violence in match and to not use thumbtacks under any circumstance.
So, to keep a child friendly...
b00mbutt

Harla Gwynn vs Boom Tube in a Hardcore Match

Due to the nature of the PG Era, the producers told the two wrestlers to tone down the violence in match and to not use thumbtacks under any circumstance.

So, to keep a child friendly appearance, Harla used Legos.

Boom’s gonna die.

b00mbutt

Afternoon rebagel

Honestly I want to draw more wrestling stuff

b00mt00b

It’s safe enough

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