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karllervaerket-deactivated20150 asked:

37: what is the best looking game you've played?

Due to my limitations of being a laptop-tier pc gamer, graphics hasn’t been a  leading factor in my gaming. So Best looking will have to go to my PS3 gaming days.

From my PS3, the port of Shadow of the Colossus was actually really good for looks.. The design of each of the colossi, the strategies for each fight, and the levels/arena you would have to fight them in were all well done in my opinion.

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Now, it originally was a PS2 game, so the graphics are far from superb by today’s standards, but they were still really good for it’s time. I wouldn’t exactly want a reboot or an HD remake of the game, due to reboot’s 50/50 chance of being hit or shit, but if it did get a remake into today’s generation of graphic rendering capabilities, it’d be wonderful.

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darkmagedragon asked:

Mutliple questions!! 1, 3, 8, 20, 25, 28, 40, and 50

Limiting images on this one to links since the questions are lengthy.

1; Favorite character

Xu Shu from Dynasty Warriors 8. He was a new guy in the long lineup on DW characters that caught me off-guard with his agility and his damn Musou Attack.

3 and 8 were answered before.

20; Favorite Moment in Any Game

I played a Burnout Paradise online and this woman was on the mic. She was almost as bad as 12 yr old CoD players, swearing every 2 seconds, making racist remarks to everyone, etc etc. I was driving a Euro Racer, which are super lightweight but easy to crash and she was in a muscle car (can’t remember).

She set out to destroy my car as we sped down the highway and all I did was brake. She slammed into the wall which made her car uneasy, to which I followed up with pushing her car forward since mine drove up to 3 times faster than hers. I drove her car into the wall so hard that it wrecked her car and sent it flying down the highway.

She started swearing profusely at me for wrecking her car. I activated my mic and replied “How’s the pavement taste?” She made so many racial slurs at me that people started a vote to kick her out the server. Before she left, these were my final words;

“You can suck my left nut so my right gets jealous asshole~”

#25; Most Attractive Character

Cerebella from Skullgirls.I’d wreck that. (If her hat doesn’t kill me first)

#28; Moments that Scare Me

Sonic’ 06′s bugs “Beat X game without dying once“ is within reach, but you end up on that one level you died alot on.

#40; Best Game Soundtrack

For Original Soundtrack, that’s pretty difficult. The only game where I’ve noticed drastic musical scores is Kingdom Hearts, and that goes for 1 and 2 mostly. I have a slight weakness for orchestral pieces.

For mixed/licensed tracks, Tony Hawk’s American Wasteland and LittleBig Planet 1 are my picks. T.H.A.W. Had a great selection of tracks from multiple genres and I found myself enjoying most of them. LBP’s music was so catchy, matching each individual level perfectly.

#50; Best Final Boss

Tough Call. Shadow of the COlossus is an easy pick for boss questions, butt he final boss was lackluster. It was more a cinematic masterpiece than a gaming masterpiece. Alot of games seem to have that, where the final boss doesn’t nearly outrank some of the previous bosses in a game, or even an optional boss that is FUBAR leveled. (Looking at you KHII Sephiroth).

For the best Final Boss that I’ve had the pleasure of fighting, I guess I’d have to go with the entire final confrontation in Star Fox Assault. The Aparoid Homeworld as an entirety was a great, challenging mission that had it’s new game elements and the nostalgia of flying into the planets core to fight the final boss (Andross then, Aparoid Queen now). The fact that the Queen used the assumed dead Peppy and General Pepper, Pigma, and even Fox’s father to lure fox into a false sense of security added drama to the fustercluck dog fight that was going on.

Still, the answer doesn’t count as “Final Boss” because I count the two missions before it as well. It’s hard to put my finger on one final boss that stood out among the rest, but Star Fox Assault will have to do.

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#3; Favorite Boss

Monster Hunter 3rd had Alatreon, a Category 7  Elder Dragon. He’s an end-game hunt that makes for a great fight.

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He’s edgy as all hell though, having the power of all four elements (dragon, fire, ice, and lightning) however it lacks the proper control to use them to it’s full potential, making him unstable in combat. Fighting him alone was damn near impossible, had I not made a breaker build for my hunter.

#8; Favorite Weapon

I’m torn between the Dubstep Gun and the Omega RYNO V

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Dubstep Gun fire wubs that cuase civilians to dance and enemies to explode.

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Omega RYNO V plays the 1812 Overture as it barrages enemies with bullets, rockets, and whatever else can be fired out the barrel.

Both so powerful and so hard to choose.

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Anonymous asked:

Seeing your nsfw blog made me curious. What do you look for in a woman? What kind of girl do you want to date? :)

Well, it’s no lie that I like boobs and boob accessories, but in real life, that’s genetic lottery. To find a woman that fits the bill and date her if she wasn’t taken already is me playing against RNGesus.

Plus, if her personality sucks, I’ll abandon her faster than

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As far as personality goes, I’d want a girl with energy, control, musicality, and strength to date.

Energy for being the one to bring some joy to my lax days, Control for knowing when it is and isn’t a good time to get turnt, Musicality for having a wide range of musical tastes and not being “one track” minded (excuse the pun), and Strength for having the power and mindset of strong minded (and possibly bodied) individual.

Bonus points if they know self-defense techniques for strength and play an instrument for musicality.

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mithosy asked:

22:A song that moves you forward

Gonna be a Fight Tonight by Danko Jones

Yes, an obligatory wrestling theme song, however this one was for a PPV.

I just love how high octane the sound is and the corny, but necessary Heys thrown into the song are the icing on the cake.

Another one is Fall is Just Something That Grown Ups Invented by The Hives

This song was introduced to me by CartoonNetwork in one of their shortest eras. It’s so catchy :D

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Anonymous asked:

Too much of a pussy to reply to me, eh? That's what I thought!

Actually I just stopped caring about a faceless nobody asking for answers from me when he/she/it can’t be upfront about it.

I have about as much of an obligation to answer your questions (or even reply to you at all) as I have an obligation to patronize the fund for tree balding awareness.

I will say though that you taking the time out of your day to stay angry at me is just so sad to see. Go do something productive with your life and stop wasitng your time here.

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