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Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna

Anonymous asked:

Seeing your nsfw blog made me curious. What do you look for in a woman? What kind of girl do you want to date? :)

Well, it’s no lie that I like boobs and boob accessories, but in real life, that’s genetic lottery. To find a woman that fits the bill and date her if she wasn’t taken already is me playing against RNGesus.

Plus, if her personality sucks, I’ll abandon her faster than

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As far as personality goes, I’d want a girl with energy, control, musicality, and strength to date.

Energy for being the one to bring some joy to my lax days, Control for knowing when it is and isn’t a good time to get turnt, Musicality for having a wide range of musical tastes and not being “one track” minded (excuse the pun), and Strength for having the power and mindset of strong minded (and possibly bodied) individual.

Bonus points if they know self-defense techniques for strength and play an instrument for musicality.

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Anonymous asked:

Too much of a pussy to reply to me, eh? That's what I thought!

Actually I just stopped caring about a faceless nobody asking for answers from me when he/she/it can’t be upfront about it.

I have about as much of an obligation to answer your questions (or even reply to you at all) as I have an obligation to patronize the fund for tree balding awareness.

I will say though that you taking the time out of your day to stay angry at me is just so sad to see. Go do something productive with your life and stop wasitng your time here.

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Anonymous asked:

Too much of a big shot to add me on Skype, eh? Well FUCK YOU then! Eat a dick.

I know three people who you might be, but I’ll keep it to myself for the time being

Also, three things, prick.

1. Skype is not the hub of everyone I know and their friend’s friends. It’s a small-ish list of people I either enjoy speaking to, have known for a long time, have done business with (Commissions), and have obtained through 2-4 degrees of separation. If I didn’t add you, it’s not pride, it’s just that I don’t know you well enough to trust having you as a contact. If you knew my history of previous contacts, you’d better understand why I’m picky about Skype.

2. Instead of being a belligerent, faceless, and above all rude coward, you could’ve just -messaged me- as your actual identity asking to add me or why I haven’t, and I would’ve given you a private, honest answer, or have just added you. But noooooooo you just had to be that guy.

3. >Too much of a big shot. Ha! Haven’t heard this much bullshit since the Mayweather decision.

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