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I can see it now.

North Korea declares war on the United States.

The allies of the US answer the declaration by aiming their guns at North Korea.

The allies of North Korea aim their guns at USA’s allies.

The world is at a brief standstill before a nuclear warhead is seen being shipped to a silo in North Korea, and all hell breaks loose.

The world is plunged into World War 3.

The entire world’s resources are dwindling several years into the ongoing war.

World powers fall, countries are overrun, nuclear blasts wipe out millions of civilians.

The only calm is the result of a nuclear wasteland, few survivors, scrounging for resources in the tattered wastes we once called home.

The end of the world as we know it.

All because of The Interview.

A Seth Rogan comedy will literally be the reason the world ended.

God himself will be beating his head against a pearly desk.

His greatest creation wiped out because of a fucking Seth Rogan movie.

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Cause bascially…

  1. N. Korea has no sense of humor.
  2. Kim Jong-Un has the mentality of a Team Fortress 2 Free2Play player.
  3. Hollywood clearly thinks it can make a movie of whatever it wants.
  4. Some fucking moron thought that since it worked, making a movie about killing a known world leader that is still living would make a great comedy film for CHRISTMAS!
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The concept of a satire about killing a dictator isn’t the most humourous idea I’ve ever heard, but the idea of a world leader being offended by it IS reaosnable.

Like when Vladmir Putin is put into nearly every promo run by Lana and Rusev of WWE, I can’t imagine that he’s completely chill with it. Not to mention there have been two incidents where countries have been offended by what happens in the ring, including Big Show ripping down the Russian flag, Rusev superkicking a fake American Solider and so on.

Justification for going to war over it is idiotic though. I know Freedom of Speech is an American ruling, but being offended to such an extent, by a movie no less, and retaliating with tactical warfare is just about the dumbest reasoning to go to war.

I think NK is calling a bluff to try to oppress Americans from afar, but KJU is an idiot, as proven already. He might actually shoot missiles at he west coast if the movie premiers for all I know.