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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
eeriegloom

What’s your superpower? No rerolls!

kalgalen

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Special:Random

teacandy

wow. what a superpower.

galoosreblogger

Elephant Physiology
The power to use the abilities of elephants.

*sticks my trunk in husband’s ass*

perpetualvelocity

Multiple bodies that allow you to die or be killed without actually dying

Im a hivemind??

clausesart

Reality Warping.

Oh, Oh god no do you people realize how fucked me and everyone would be if I had this power? I IMAGINE CARS EXPLODING WHEN THEY DON’T STOP SO I CAN CROSS THE ROAD! Don’t give me this kind of responsibility!

tundra-tiger

Psammokinetic Shapeshifting

The ability to shift my body however….. I would so abuse this power. I mean, I’d turn into fictional characters and get to do the ultimate cosplays, I’d turn into small animals and befriend people so I’d get to know them without the social anxiety of new relationships, I’d turn into odd objects to avoid being noticed, I’d make myself look older or younger or subtly different in a million ways every time I went to the store, just so I could pretend to be someone new, I’d figure out how to slip into a thousand closed-off areas, see all the abandoned warehouses and gated sites I wanted to, I’d totally fly into Disneyland as a bird and hang around all the character actors and if I could find a spot to change I’d go on all the rides I wanted

And I also would always shift into a middle aged business man before walking anywhere in the evenings, so I wouldn’t have to worry about anyone creeping on me if I wanted to walk about at night

crystaltoa

Territory creation- within this reality, I can create a small field that I can manipulate/warp as I choose.

So, if I’m reading this correctly, I make a little reality bubble in which I can do whatever I want, and theoretically use pretty much any superpower I choose.

I could distort time itself…

I COULD TAKE SO MANY EXTRA NAPS YOU GUYS.

ghost-mantis

Underworld Lordship-- The user has authority and duty in the Underworld, a place where the souls of the all recently departed go, an Afterlife or Realm of the Dead located below the realm of the living. Users are able to command the dead, and have powers related to life, and death, souls in general as well as power to bind and restrict (dead are expected to stay there after all). Some may have duties and powers related to Death and bringing the souls where they belong. Since Underworld is below earth, many have powers related to earth and minerals, wealth, darkness, and possibly even vegetation (it grows from the earth after all). 

A steady job and all the gold and the ability to grow all the fresh fruit I want. Plus, I’m the manager. Fuck yes.

demitsorou

i mean, i already know i have this power?

the-chibster

Internal Energy Combustion

eeriegloom

“Divine Presence”

The power to emit a transcendent presence or aura that can cause supernatural effects. Variation of Transcendent Physiology. Not to be confused with Unnatural Presence.

b00mt00b

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Nonexistence

The power to wipe away the existence of anything I so chose. It could be a memory, a land, a person, the thought of nonexistence, literally anything.

I could erase Food Fight.

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jonfawkes

summarize adulthood in one gif

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eeriegloom

Totally legit Leaked Steven Universe screenshots

lastflunky

sege-h

excuse me you forgot one

nuclearfeels

oh my fucking jesus

innerperv

Sometimes I feel like Rebecca Sugar might have been an anime fan before she went into animation.

nuclearfeels

………Honey, Steven Universe has DOZENS of anime references, among others

And that just scratches the surface

Source: lastflunky scratchingthesurface no wonder I love this show rebagel
misskibble64
radprotag

PSA: picarto.tv admin being creepy as fuck and abusing their power for the hell of it, messing with artists and potentially losing them money. no response from picarto yet.

glwuffie

I hate mod/admin abuse like this… -_- Reblogging to spread the word and warning~

projectendo

I don’t usually reblog stuff a lot but I will cos this guy has come into my streams once or twice.

I Did Not Fucking Like Him.

My memory is extremely hazy but from what I can remember, he’s not really a site admin but bragged about being a coder of some kind, and performed a litany of bizarre coding feats such as MAKING himself an admin, then making himself a mod, then making random other people watching my streams into mods.

I remember tryna pretend I was impressed but honestly bare bones, this guy was Fucking Annoying. He couldn’t go 30 seconds without fucking up the stream with an almost narcissistic pride of his coding ability. He seemed to be begging for attention in my stream, as if he was under the impression that his dumbass wild card antics were wanted by me and my watchers

I was lucky enough that he left after about 20 or 30 minutes but it seems like after all these months he hasn’t changed

Coming into people’s streams, merging them with others without consent, changing people’s account statuses, forcing their stream SFW modes on and off?

That shit’s worth reporting, and I’m fucking going to

eskiworks

Wow, I am SUPER glad I use Tigerdile!  Even after some consideration of switching to Picarto for the more varied audience, I think I’ll stick with Tigerdile still.  Trusted admins, safe place, good features.  If anyone reading this is ok with an obviously furry themed stream site and can afford the super DUPER low monthly fee, check them out!  I’ve been very happy with my time on Tigerdile.  <3

https://www.tigerdile.com/

misskibble64

@b00mt00b I’ve seen one of these guys before on your streams Any extra knowledge? This isn’t the same guy is it??

b00mt00b

Yes, I know Pika pretty well and that’s definitely him. Reminder, he’s a gray hat for a coder. Not exactly pure and professional, but also not free from dicking around with site coding. I’m not about to excommunicate him or anything over this incident, but I will say it is unprofessional behavior to do so in a chat where the streamer them self is not okay with it. Anyways, that already resolved itself weeks ago.

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