Elephant Physiology
The power to use the abilities of elephants.
…
*sticks my trunk in husband’s ass*
Multiple bodies that allow you to die or be killed without actually dying
Im a hivemind??
Reality Warping.
Oh, Oh god no do you people realize how fucked me and everyone would be if I had this power? I IMAGINE CARS EXPLODING WHEN THEY DON’T STOP SO I CAN CROSS THE ROAD! Don’t give me this kind of responsibility!
Psammokinetic Shapeshifting
The ability to shift my body however….. I would so abuse this power. I mean, I’d turn into fictional characters and get to do the ultimate cosplays, I’d turn into small animals and befriend people so I’d get to know them without the social anxiety of new relationships, I’d turn into odd objects to avoid being noticed, I’d make myself look older or younger or subtly different in a million ways every time I went to the store, just so I could pretend to be someone new, I’d figure out how to slip into a thousand closed-off areas, see all the abandoned warehouses and gated sites I wanted to, I’d totally fly into Disneyland as a bird and hang around all the character actors and if I could find a spot to change I’d go on all the rides I wanted
And I also would always shift into a middle aged business man before walking anywhere in the evenings, so I wouldn’t have to worry about anyone creeping on me if I wanted to walk about at night
Territory creation- within this reality, I can create a small field that I can manipulate/warp as I choose.
So, if I’m reading this correctly, I make a little reality bubble in which I can do whatever I want, and theoretically use pretty much any superpower I choose.
I could distort time itself…
I COULD TAKE SO MANY EXTRA NAPS YOU GUYS.
Underworld Lordship--
The user has authority and duty in the Underworld,
a place where the souls of the all recently departed go, an Afterlife
or Realm of the Dead located below the realm of the living.
Users are able to command the dead, and have powers related to life, and
death, souls in general as well as power to bind and restrict (dead are
expected to stay there after all). Some may have duties and powers
related to Death and bringing the souls where they belong. Since
Underworld is below earth, many have powers related to earth and
minerals, wealth, darkness, and possibly even vegetation (it grows from
the earth after all).
A steady job and all the gold and the ability to grow all the fresh fruit I want. Plus, I’m the manager. Fuck yes.
i mean, i already know i have this power?
Internal Energy Combustion
“Divine Presence”
The power to emit a transcendent presence or aura that can cause supernatural effects. Variation of Transcendent Physiology. Not to be confused with Unnatural Presence.
